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Monday, April 25, 2005

crazy thoughts

do you ever wonder that life has many unanswered questions? here are a list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.

are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
how come french fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has an imaginary friend it's cute?
how come lotion is colored but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
how do "do not walk on the grass" get there?
can you make a candle out of your earwax?
why don't the hair on your hands get split ends?
why is it that if something say, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love mickey mouse?
isn't it funny when the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in latin, 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
why can't you get a tan on your palms?
why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?
if a general is a higher ranking officer than a major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that go there first?
are children who acted in rated "R" movies allowed to see them?
do they have a word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?
if you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
if you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

video of the day: so sweet by johnathan rice

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Me
April 25, 2005 11:22 PM PDT

and asha, if i were to make one out of my earwax, i'll call em K-WAX.
Me
April 25, 2005 11:21 PM PDT

hi bels, haven't seen u around. how's life treating ya nowadays? mainit na ba diyan?

**
asha, why not? bees can produce wax hence, some candles are made out of beeswax, then humans can make one as well. LMAO.
Me
April 25, 2005 02:40 PM PDT

AUREAL, a tomato or tomatoes is a fruit, a berry to be exact. in any case, tomaoes are low in fat and calories, cholesterol free so we enjoy them for tossed salads, sandwiches and other dishes, and that makes it a vegetable. either way, we can eat them cooked or fresh, right? THANKS for visiting. ;P
AUROREALIS
April 25, 2005 01:49 PM PDT

I don't know much, but I do know that tomatoes are a fruit.
the woman
April 25, 2005 10:26 AM PDT

oh come on, knoizki... can you make a candle out of earwax??? eewww..

hah. good questions.

bels
April 25, 2005 05:10 AM PDT

this is so funny!!! :)
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	Me April 25, 2005 11:21 PM PDT hi bels, haven't seen u around. how's life treating ya nowadays? mainit na ba diyan? ** asha, why not? bees can produce wax hence, some candles are made out of beeswax, then humans can make one as well. LMAO.


	Me April 25, 2005 02:40 PM PDT AUREAL, a tomato or tomatoes is a fruit, a berry to be exact. in any case, tomaoes are low in fat and calories, cholesterol free so we enjoy them for tossed salads, sandwiches and other dishes, and that makes it a vegetable. either way, we can eat them cooked or fresh, right? THANKS for visiting. ;P


	AUROREALIS April 25, 2005 01:49 PM PDT I don't know much, but I do know that tomatoes are a fruit.


	the woman April 25, 2005 10:26 AM PDT oh come on, knoizki... can you make a candle out of earwax??? eewww.. hah. good questions.

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