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Thursday, April 07, 2005

translate this

i am writing a complaint letter to a chinese company regarding a product that i purchased and thought i'd use this online translation editor to see if it translate accurately. since my browser doesn't support the traditional chinese encoding format, i translated it to german.

the 'product' declared here is not the real item i've purchased so let's see how it tells me.

this is the letter i wrote in english:

Dear Sir,

I'm afraid that the vibrator doesn't work. It is the third one I've had to return this month. I bought it from that kinky store nearby on January 1, 2005. I was careful to follow the instructions for use, honestly.

I've always found your products to be excellent. I'd be grateful if you could send a replacement and or refund my money.

I really appreciate your help.

Yours faithfully,
K

now this is what the german translates:

Sehr geehrter Herr, Ich habe Angst, daß der Zerhacker nicht arbeitet. Er ist der dritte, den ich diesen Monat habe zurückbringen gemußt. Ich kaufte ihn von diesem verworrenen Speicher in der Nähe an Januar 1, 2005. Ich gab acht, daß die Anwendungsvorschriften, ehrlich befolge. Ich habe immer Ihre Produkte gefunden, um excellent.But zu sein, das, ich würde, wenn Sie einen Wiedereinbau senden und dankbar sein oder mein Geld zurückerstatten konnten. Ich schätze wirklich Ihre Hilfe. Mit freundlichen Grüßen, K

say, if you translate them back from german to english, this is what it tells me:

Dear Sir, I has fear that the chopper does not work. It is third, which I this month have return had. I bought it from this verworrenen memory in the proximity on January 1, 2005. I gave eight that, honestly obey the instructions for use. I have always your products found, in order to be excellent.But, that, I became, if you could a re-installation send and be grateful or my money return. I estimate your assistance real. Yours sincerely, K

ugh, i need something to cure my boredom. this is what happens when i spent too much online without doing anything more productive.

for those of you who are bored listening to my complaints and ramble about rather uninteresting topics, pardon my french.

i'm in session with:
cherry pie by JLO -

if you go away by emiliana torrini -

lightning by felica devers -

video of the day: never there by strata

KnOizKi ®

Me
April 8, 2005 03:31 AM PDT

thanks swim bud.i love to read intelligent posts like yours.
swim_bud
April 7, 2005 10:46 PM PDT

That was hilarious K! Thanks for droppin by my page. Keep on posting!
Me
April 7, 2005 02:13 PM PDT

there you go love. hahahaha.

oistt! now yer making my ears swollen. thanks!
the woman
April 7, 2005 02:11 PM PDT

hahahahaha.... why i laughed? I tried that! "my mom is nice and cool" oh my god... i can't stop laughing.

You are a nice and funny guy. :)
Me
April 7, 2005 01:57 PM PDT

oppss it dint work. try the google page -->http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
Me
April 7, 2005 01:54 PM PDT

i toldya! ok try this 'my mom is nice and cool' from english to spanish, then translate it back to english... then ROTFL.
the woman
April 7, 2005 01:09 PM PDT

lol... damn it made me laugh. I've done it as well, and the whole point of the message goes haywire. hehe..
Me
April 7, 2005 12:51 PM PDT

you're welcome! glad u like it euian ;P
euian
April 7, 2005 05:07 AM PDT

Thanks for the video you've linked, it was so cool.
KnOizKi
April 7, 2005 04:49 AM PDT

hey nice to see you here. you are most welcome.
Rocker
April 7, 2005 04:23 AM PDT

Hi! Thanks for stopping by my blog. Yours is interesting indeed. Take care.
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	swim_bud April 7, 2005 10:46 PM PDT That was hilarious K! Thanks for droppin by my page. Keep on posting!


	Me April 7, 2005 02:13 PM PDT there you go love. hahahaha. oistt! now yer making my ears swollen. thanks!


	the woman April 7, 2005 02:11 PM PDT hahahahaha.... why i laughed? I tried that! "my mom is nice and cool" oh my god... i can't stop laughing. You are a nice and funny guy. :)


	Me April 7, 2005 01:57 PM PDT oppss it dint work. try the google page -->http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en


	Me April 7, 2005 01:54 PM PDT i toldya! ok try this 'my mom is nice and cool' from english to spanish, then translate it back to english... then ROTFL.


	the woman April 7, 2005 01:09 PM PDT lol... damn it made me laugh. I've done it as well, and the whole point of the message goes haywire. hehe..


	Me April 7, 2005 12:51 PM PDT you're welcome! glad u like it euian ;P


	euian April 7, 2005 05:07 AM PDT Thanks for the video you've linked, it was so cool.


	KnOizKi April 7, 2005 04:49 AM PDT hey nice to see you here. you are most welcome.


	Rocker April 7, 2005 04:23 AM PDT Hi! Thanks for stopping by my blog. Yours is interesting indeed. Take care.

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